Monday, November 25, 2013

7 rules for the NFP husband…


1) If you have little girls already, perhaps you have already seen Princess and the Frog. I point this out only to note that if a Disney Princess can say “mucus” with a straight face – I am sure you can too.

2) No one like to be the bearer of bad news… and no matter how much your wife may seem to enjoy it sometimes – she doesn’t either. The more you make her say “no” the more frustrated she gets… the more frustrated she gets, the easier it is for her to say no.

3) How frustrating is it to be in a conversation with someone who has no clue what you are talking about? It gets even worse when you know they are shaking their head in agreement with no clue what they are agreeing to… Do I really need to say more – learn it! More than just what phase 3 means – NFP is a team sport and if you are the only one on the team that knows the rules the game it can get frustrating quickly. Just as important, when you know the rules you know when she is making up her own.

4) Find the bright side… Can there be an upside to abstinence?!? It may be hard to find, but think of it from her perspective. Not only does she have to deal with abstinence, but she has to deal with your whining. Distract each other in other ways.

5) All those experts who write those annoying books she always wants you to read are right about one point; communication is the key – and NFP is all about communication. Now it may be hard for some to grasp, but the communication I have in mind is more than “Is it phase 3 yet?” Get over the sex part of intimacy, at least for a couple weeks a month. This is the perfect time to force her to pretend to like watching football… Quality time comes in all different forms (but remember it’s a two way street, you may have to try to not to gouge your eyes out for an episode of Glee from time to time…)

6) We all know how quickly gambling can get out of control, and except for a select few it typically doesn’t end with outcome we were hoping for. Same holds true in our world of NFP. We have been known to say “we’re close enough to phase 3” but we also have 7 children. Enough said? Close enough is only close enough if you have an empty bassinet laying around.

7) NFP – the Navy Seals of birth control. Think about it, anybody can run to a doctor and get some pill – NFP takes something more. The mental prowess and patience of a sniper sitting quietly on target waiting for the target of opportunity. The coordination; communication, between teammates, the training and knowledge to understand the plan.  The camaraderie, the sacrifice, the commitment….

Alright, I did my best to make it sound masculine but the reality is there is nothing more masculine than following God’s plan for love and marriage. There is no greater way to show your love for your wife than to know her, to understand how God created her, to be a partner in responsible parenthood….
 
In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
Ephesians 5:28
 

4 comments:

  1. "there is nothing more masculine than following God’s plan for love and marriage"

    Exactly. And God's plan for love and marriage is that you be fruitful and multiply. If you really have serious reasons for not having another child, then you really have serious reasons for not risking pregnancy by gambling with the outcome. If you are truly a man, then lead your family by showing even more restraint than is already demanded by NFP. If you can't risk a pregnancy, then you shouldn't be gambling by doing what causes pregnancy.

    If we were talking about any other part of life than sex, it would be obvious that if you don't want something to happen, then you don't do what would make something happen. If you can't have children, then don't have sex. Why isn't that obvious?

    Ah, but the Church does allow periodic continence. Why? Because total abstinence is hard and, therefore, allows a dispensation, an exemption, from the ordinary obligations of married life. It's a concession to human weakness and concupiscence. So, yes, you can practice NFP, but there's not much to feel virtuous about. If you need to practice NFP, you have regrettable circumstances that can, if allowed, bring the grace to do what is necessary in response to those circumstances. NFP is ALWAYS a gamble. If you can't risk the outcome, then don't gamble. As you said above, the outcome is usually not what you want. Be a man and lead yourself, your wife and your family to virtue. Do YOU want to tell you the lost gamble that is a child that he or she was the result of a bad bet?

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    1. Please cite a magisterial church document that supports your characterization of both the marital obligation and the conditions for the use of NFP. I don't think you will find one, but the self education will be helpful for you. Also, please learn how NFP actually works before describing relations during Phase III (or I, for that matter) as a "gamble."

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  2. Why is it always assumed that its the husband that has the problem and bugs his wife about abstaining? What if the husband really does not care much, but its the wife that is bothered by it and by the fact that her husband does not seem bothered? What about that? Some men don't have a problem waiting!

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  3. This whole write up seems whiny and disparaging of both men and children. And who needs an empty bassinet to put a baby in? Just tuck them into bed with both of you. Fertility passes way too quickly and soon your youngest is as tall or taller than you are. And you will miss snuggling with those little ones when that time comes. Believe me.

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